I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize