how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
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