jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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