that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
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they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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