Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
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