I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
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Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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