The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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