wrigley field is MILF paradise
one two three fourrrrnication!
he thought i was a dude.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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