we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
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we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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