She went from zero to smokin in five shots
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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