what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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