Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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