So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
she smelled like a LAN party
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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