I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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