To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
babies were throwing up all over the place
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
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I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
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He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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