I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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