Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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