We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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