Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
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I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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