I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
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