Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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