There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
He kissed a someone with a penis
honey bunches of taint.
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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
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If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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