I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
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One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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