You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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