Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Can you bring me the toilet please
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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