we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I wish there were birth control emojis
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TEAM USA GO AMERICA
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
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Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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