mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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