last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I'm just crazy horny about you
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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