I'll bet she douches with gravy.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
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I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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