Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
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