my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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