Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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