sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
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The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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