Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
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I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
The beers last night were like the tears from god
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
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I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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