Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
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He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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