found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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