Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
How naked do you want me to be?
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