should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Randomize
