My boss' voice literally gives me gas
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
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Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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