I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Randomize
