this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
