I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
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The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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