the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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