She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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