playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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