Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
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