I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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