The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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