Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
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What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
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Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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