but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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