I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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